We're all just so sick of being sick. Some icky virus has struck the city...first you spend three days hanging around/in/or near the bathroom...just in case.
Then you get horrible cold symptoms followed by a hacking cough.
We've all had it and now it's the little one's turn. Hopefully only a few more days.
Rumor has it that virus is here because the lake, where all the water comes from, is contaminated. Some say it's being carried in by the wind. (?)
I don't care if little Virus Elves delivered it...I just want it gone.